AGC Christmas Service - Planning

[I'm co-emceeing with Sarah Loke on that day. So we decided to come up with a script.]

єlєстопєвоy says:
hmm
i can type out a simple script in MS Word

Sarah: Facebook so cacat. http://blessedrara.wordpress.com says:
yea
k
tat's better

єlєстопєвоy says:
or we can just impromptu brainstorm
each other's parts
i start now
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Jee Yann, and I will be your emcee today.

Sarah: Facebook so cacat. http://blessedrara.wordpress.com says:
yerr
serious ar?

єlєстопєвоy says:
'And my name is Sarah. I'm another emcee. Haha.'

Sarah: Facebook so cacat. http://blessedrara.wordpress.com says:
so the same-jee yann
haha

єlєстопєвоy says:
JY: We would like to welcome you formally to the AGC Christmas Service 2008.
Sarah: But wait, aren't we forgetting something?
JY: Excuse me?
Sarah: Oh yes, we forgot to invite our guests in.
JY: Ah. May all the lovely guests come in please.
Sarah: Alright, now that all the guests are seated,
JY: We would like to ask all of you to rise.
Sarah: What?
JY: That's so funny right. Hahahaha.
Sarah: I'm sorry, my co-emcee is not feeling well today. Please, all of you take your seat.
JY: No. Remain standing until I further instruct so.
Guests: We want to stand!
Sarah: Wow, you have such authority.
JY: Alright, now that we have everyone standing, shall we begin by wishing each other a blessed Christmas.
Sarah: Blessed Christmas!
Guests: Same here!
JY: Okay, let's sing our first song.
Sarah: Oh yes, what's the first song?
JY: I'm not sure. But let's start singing. Jingle Bells.
Guests: Jingle Bells
Sarah: Jingle Bells.
JY: Jingle Bells.
JY: This isn't going anywhere.
Sarah: That's right.
JY: Let's try something else with our guests.
Guests: Yay!
Sarah: Alright, let's ask everyone to walk around now.
JY: But they're not supposed to move.
Sarah: I don't care. I'm the co-emcee.
JY: Oh, fine.
Guests: (Start walking around.)
JY: Please do not touch the food; it's being sterilized.
Guests: (Touch food)
Sarah: They're touching the food!
JY: AGC will not be held responsible for your demise!
Guests: (Continue to touch food)
Sarah: Oh, this is madness.
JY: This is AGC.
Guests: (Begin to slowly die of poisoning.)
Guests: Help! We've been poisoned!
JY: I have already given the warning. Now, face your doom.
Sarah: But we should not judge our guests.
JY: Oh. I forgot about that. Let this judge them then.
JY: (Throws some confetti.)
Sarah: That was meaningless.
JY: I know. Let's go home.
*End of Service*